just come out here and I will go home with you...
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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