it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I need moral support for this bender
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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