thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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