I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
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I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
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He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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