I'm drive I can fine osifer
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
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