i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
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and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
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ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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