pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
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Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
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I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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