I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
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I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
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We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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