Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Randomize
