You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
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I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
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Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
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