thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
i believe in u and ur pee
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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