Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
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Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
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I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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