i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
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