that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
The beer is more important than you right now.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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