Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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