so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
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Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
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I immediately regret the tequila decision.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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