Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.

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(214): View more from Texas

Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,

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(843): View more from South Carolina

I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?

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(514): View more from Quebec

It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far

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(678): View more from Georgia

Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost

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(860): View more from Connecticut

no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.

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(914): View more from New York

I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood

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(970): View more from Colorado

Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...

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