SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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