I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
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I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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