You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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