And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Your mouth is God's brothel.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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