Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
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Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
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The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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