I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
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It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
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I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
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