Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
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