You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
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I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
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I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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