Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
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