If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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