I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
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What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
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Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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