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About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
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but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
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He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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