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(805): View more from California

Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"

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(303): View more from Colorado

New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers

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(801): View more from Utah

She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.

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(435): View more from Utah

he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!

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(336): View more from North Carolina

But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.

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(386): View more from Florida

Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.

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(706): View more from Georgia

I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?

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(301): View more from Maryland

you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"

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