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• (248): View more from Michigan

  She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.

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• (650): View more from California

  i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".

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• (916): View more from California

  I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk

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• (213): View more from California

  I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"

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• (662): View more from Mississippi

  So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?

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  In some strange universe, yes

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....

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• (850): View more from Florida

  We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.

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