It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
23 People Noticed Deal Breakers in Their Partner A Little Too Late
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Your cock deserves a montage
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
23 Millennials Confess The Things They Wish They Weren’t Attracted To
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
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