Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
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