saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
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The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
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After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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