if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
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We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
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ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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