question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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