That's when you crack a 10am beer
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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