Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
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