plz talk dirty to me
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
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the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
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Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
tell me about the eggs
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