Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
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Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
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the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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