Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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