so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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