Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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