That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
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