Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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