question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
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so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
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I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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