The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
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i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
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Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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