So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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