she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
