The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
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Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
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Did we just second hand smoke crack?
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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