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Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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