people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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