hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
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they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
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nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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