If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
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Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
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when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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