you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
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did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
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of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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