HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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